1. 23:50 19th Oct 2014

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  2. 22:12

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    fluffyfit:

    surimistick:

    i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

    “you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

    and i was like woah

    thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

    guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

     
  3. 00:09

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    Blur on Leisure (x)

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  4. 01:03 18th Oct 2014

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    image: Download

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  5. 01:01

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    mrbritishhimself:

 
     
  6. 00:56

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    okaymad:

    *tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

    (Source: okaymad)

     
  7. 00:54

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  8. 22:06 14th Oct 2014

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    hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

    hedgyhedgehog:

    jacquesattack:

    You don’t fuck with the tray master

    There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

     
  9. 21:59

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    just-laff:

    never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

    (Source: imthedogwithablog)

     
  10. 21:55

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  11. 19:55 12th Oct 2014

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    tastefullyoffensive:

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  12. 17:50 11th Oct 2014

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    lesbeeanmovie:

    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

    (Source: kaliskadyami)

     
  13. 02:11 22nd Sep 2014

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    1. baby: d-d-d-d
    2. dad: daddy?
    3. baby: destroy capitalism
    4. karl marx: nice
     
  14. 02:53 18th Aug 2014

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  15. 02:50

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