you know when you want to talk to someone but you’ve got too much pride to start a conversation and ugh dfeowihfsd
my life
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(via mikropop)
(Source: wish-it-dream-it-do-it-now, via cheekbonesanddeductions)
Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA
MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.
I hate everything
(via lostsoul-fishbowl)
what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back
that would be alarming
(Source: fizzjams, via lostsoul-fishbowl)




